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Dolphins and Cowboys Finally Proven To Be Frauds

Photo: Richard Rodriguez

After amazing regular season success, both the Dallas Cowboys and Miami Dolphins suffered first round playoff exits this weekend and Dan Patrick is relieved to finally have the questions about them answered, even if that answer is disappointing. He’d been wondering all season if their successes were real or illusion and his doubts have finally been confirmed.

Dan Patrick: “During the regular season I said there were two teams I hadn’t figured out. I kept trying to figure out how good the Dolphins were and how good the Cowboys were. And you know what, I finally figured out they’re both frauds!”