“That is probably an awkward conversation to have with the wife, ‘Hey babe, love ya I got to let you know, I got a stripper pregnant.’”

It’s not often you hear Carmelo Anthony’s name in the news during the NBA postseason, but a recent story of him reportedly knocking up a NYC stripper months before divorcing former wife La La Vazquez is making Clay Travis wonder if Carmelo misinterpreted Phil Jackson’s preaching of the ‘Triangle’ just a little.

“The Triangle offense was not working for him so he created his own triangle outside of the basketball court.”

Not only has Carmelo worn out his welcome with his wife and current team, but now faces the demands of his new baby mama, who has reportedly and expectedly demanded cash for medical bills and baby-related expenses. Travis thinks it’s quite the comeback story for the young woman.

“Of all the strippers in America, this is like the best dream you can possibly have,” Travis joked. “It’s the biggest play by a stripper since Anna Nicole Smith got that Texas billionaire to marry her.”