After clearing house of nearly every redeeming asset the franchise ever had the half-decade, Dan Patrick and the guys think a last place finish for the Jets this season would actually be a successful campaign for a team who might even stoop as low as unleashing Christian Hackenberg as its starting quarterback. 

In a sport where the team with the worst record is guaranteed the top pick, don't act like the Jets aren't going to make sure they're alone in the NFL's cellar this season.