Gil Roberts tested positive for a banned substance in March. He was cleared of this charge by an independent arbitrator in June. That was all the information we had up until today.
Today, oh glorious today, the USDA released the report. It was glorious.
Gil claims that he tested positive for a banned substance because of the 'frequent' and 'passionate' kissing with his lover, who had been taking the substance as prescribed.
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Because you should get kissed tonight too.