This was posted to Tom Brady's instagram today, as he frantically searches for his missing jersey from Super Bowl 51. So far, suspects across the country have been identified, but no list has been quite so, uhm, thorough as this one right here.
Julian Edelman is a likely suspect because he had locker room access, but you can't put anything past Michael Scott or Jaws. Imagine an episode of The Office where they steal Tom Brady's jersey?
In the meantime, Tom Brady continues to look for Karen in HR, and we all enjoy every second of it. The jersey is reportedly worth $500,000 now according to Houston Police.