The United States defeated Puerto Rico last night by a dominant 8-0 scoreline, and it feels a little awkward if we are going to be honest.
The nation of Puerto Rico, everyone patiently counting down until the start of the game and then rooting with all their might for their beloved players, got smoked by a team of players representing a nation that honestly doesn't care much about the tournament at all. Very few pay attention with the same intensity that fans of Puerto Rico do, and we just kicked their ass casually like it was nothing.
So, take our apologies and accept our condolences, pretty please Puerto Rico. Clay Travis speaks on behalf of America (yes, this is a joke) and offers up a truly heartfelt (also a joke) apology.
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