NFL’s Top 5 Teams According to Rob Parker (Full Analysis in Audio at Bottom of Page)
5. New England Patriots – “They haven’t played anybody. Beating that pathetic Miami Dolphins defense shouldn’t even count as a win in the NFL."
4. Kansas City Chiefs – “They scored 28 points in the second quarter in Week 2 but where were they the rest of the game?? I don’t understand, they were pouring it on with the best quarterback in the history of sports. I’m discounting the Patriots and the Chiefs because of the competition, which is basically NO competition.”
3. Baltimore Ravens – “They’re 2-0! (Chris Broussard goes crazy with this pick and interrupts Rob’s segment, LOL).
2. Los Angeles Rams – “They had a convincing win over the Saints. Chris, you said they weren’t going to make the playoffs! Stick to basketball! What were you thinking?!”
1. Green Bay Packers – “Did you see the way they came out of the gates versus the Vikings? They ripped off touchdown drives of 75 yards, 63 yards, 33 yards, and basically put the game away. It’s the second game in a row where the Packers have beaten a division rival, the Bears and the Vikings, and are now in the driver’s seat in the NFC North. They're going to be a force to be reckoned with when they figure out the offense, and are the best team in the NFL."