“Clean shaven Gerrit Cole looks like the aliens in Men In Black wearing human bodies as skin.”
"Gerrit Cole looks like he’ll convince you to buy a “pre-owned” 2004 honda accord with 200,000 miles on it and with all the lights on the dashboard on."
"Yankees Gerrit Cole legit looks like the NBA players in Space Jam after the Monstars sucked up all their talent."
"Gerrit Cole looks like every single wrestler who turns into a corporate heel."
"Gerrit Cole looks like he’s unimpressed with his Benihana chef after he missed the pocket shrimp flip that knocked over the onion volcano."
"Gerrit cole looks like a henchman in an early 90s steven seagal movie."
"Gerrit Cole looks like someone who orders a steak dinner at IHOP and then gets mad about his steak sauce options."
"Gerrit Cole looks like the bad guy in an Aaron Sorkin tv series."
"Gerrit Cole looks like he would be a staffer for Ted Cruz."
Twitter users started a frenzy of epic trolling at the expense of recently signed New York Yankees pitcher Gerrit Cole during his introductory press conference with his new team, Wednesday.
After signing a record-breaking 9-year, $324 million contract with the American League runners-up, a lot of the talk around Cole had nothing to do with his presence on possibly the biggest World Series favorite ever, but rather how he would abide by the Yankees notorious no facial hair appearance policy that also limit. the length of players’ hair as well.
Former Cy Young winner David Price even once famously said he wouldn’t ever sign with the Yankees if they required him to shave off his signature beard, however grizzly and long-locked star players like Andrew McCutchen, Randy Johnson, Jason Giambi, Johnny Damon, and Jeff Weaver have all been memorably complicit in the past.
Check out the brutally best troll jobs below as Cole lost his signature scruff and flow.