Colin Cowherd Describes Every NFL Team in Three Words:
AFC East
New England Patriots: ‘Somehow Getting Younger’
Miami Dolphins: ‘Fitz of Delusion’
New York Jets: ‘Double Their Wins’
Buffalo Bills: ‘All on Allen’
AFC South
Houston Texans: ‘Deshaun, DeAndre, Defense’
Tennessee Titans: ‘Mariota or Divorce-iota?’
Indianapolis Colts: ‘Best of Luck’
Jacksonville Jaguars: ‘Don’t Be Foles-ed’
AFC West
Kansas City Chiefs: ‘Window Wide Open’
San Diego Chargers: ‘Good Without Gordon’
Denver Broncos: ‘Your Average Joe’
Oakland Raiders: ‘Silver and YAP’
AFC North
Baltimore Ravens: ‘Passing on Passing’
Cincinnati Bengals: ‘Disaster Taylor Made’
Pittsburgh Steelers: ‘Addition By Attraction’
Cleveland Browns: ‘Potential Kitchens Nightmare’
NFC East
Dallas Cowboys: ‘America’s Noisiest Team’
Philadelphia Eagles: ‘Wentz & For All’
New York Giants: ‘QB vs. Newbie’
Washington Redskins: ‘Haskins For Trouble’
NFC South
Tampa Bay Buccaneers: ‘Winston or Lose-ton’
Atlanta Falcons: ‘Quinn Better Win’
Carolina Panthers: ‘Never Cam Tell’
New Orleans Saints: ‘GET OVER IT’
NFC West
San Francisco 49ers: ‘Gimme More Jimmy’
Arizona Cardinals: ‘Murray-Up Offense’
Los Angeles Rams: ‘No Hangover Here’
Seattle Seahawks: ‘Russ Got His’
NFC North
Chicago Bears: ‘Trubisky or False-bisky?’
Detroit Lions: ‘Matt or Doormat?’
Minnesota Vikings: ‘Kirk Better Work’
Green Bay Packers: ‘LeFleur or Le-Ceiling?’
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