Rob Parker: “I hate to be the Debbie Downer on this subject…”
Chris Broussard: “No you don’t. Are you gonna bring up the pizza box base sizes?”
Rob Parker: “Yes Chris, yes I am going to bring that up! I’m going to bring up the pizza box size of the bases, and you can’t throw over more than twice…it’s fugazi! It’s never been done because it’s never been easier to steal bases!”
Chris Broussard and Rob Parker discuss the possibility of Los Angeles Dodgers DH Shohei Ohtani becoming the founding member of the 50 home run / 50 stolen base club, with Rob Parker taking the bold stance that such an accomplishment would be fugazi due to recent changes to the basepaths!