Pro Football Talk - Indianapolis Colts defensive tackle David Parry was arrested early Saturday morning in Scottsdale, Ariz. on suspicion of robbery, auto theft, criminal damage, resisting arrest and driving under the influence, via a report from Holly V. Hays of the Indianapolis Star.
Parry, a fifth-round pick of the Colts in 2015, allegedly hit a man on the head before stealing his street-legal golf cart. Police found Parry on the sidewalk, apparently intoxicated, after he crashed the cart into a gate. The alleged victim was using his cart as a taxi to take people home from a bar when Parry allegedly hit him and stole the vehicle. He was arrested around 2:30 a.m. on Saturday.
Parry has started every game for the Colts over the last two seasons. He’s amassed 78 tackles and four sacks over that span.
So let me get this straight, Parry saw a guy on the road taking people home in a golf cart as some sort of awesome/horrifying drunk taxi experience, decided to knock this man over the skull and take the golf cart, then proceed to drive the stolen golf cart while intoxicated? Can I ask why?
Wait a second...
in Scottsdale, Ariz
Makes total sense.