Colin Cowherd Summarizes Every NFL Week 2 Game in Just Three Words (Full Video at Bottom of Page).
Titans at Jaguars: “MARIOTA CAN’T ‘THROW-IOTA’. STOP, BAIL, MOVE ON. There’s too many good quarterbacks in this league and it’s time to move off Marcus. He’s 28th in the league in completion percentage and been sacked 17 times"
Bengals at Bills: “THREE AND OH! Buffalo is undefeated and they’re ranked 8th in total offense, 6th in total defense, and are tied for 5th in scoring defense.”
Dolphins at Cowboys: “LOSING ON ‘PURPOISE’. “They traded Laremy Tunsil, Kenny Stills, and Minkah Fitzpatrick and got draft picks so at least have a direction. They’re last in everything but that Steelers pick is looking pretty good.”
Broncos at Packers: “GREEN BAY SACKERS. This is a REAL defense in Green Bay. They got mid-level free agents who can play and drafted Rashan Gary. Aaron Rodgers finally has a legitimate defense and one that can get him the ball back.”
Falcons at Colts: “JACOBY’S A STARTER. I’m not saying he’s a Top 12 starter, but he’s big, strong, and coachable. He’s won three of his last four starts and his only loss was an OT loss versus the Chargers.”
Ravens at Chiefs: “TWO EXCELLENT TEAMS. Patrick Mahomes has had at least two touchdown passes in 14 straight games. There is no shame in going to Arrowhead and giving up over the top plays. Lamar Jackson is 8-2 as a starter, and even the games he has lost he’s been in them.”
Raiders at Vikings: “RAIDERS ROLLING OVER. They’ve lost six straight 1pm ET starts and they’re now not going to be home until November 3rd.”
Jets at Patriots: “VARSITY VERSUS JV. They’ve beaten the Jets 7 consecutive times and 6 of them haven’t been competitive. Jets had 105 total yards.”
Lions at Eagles: “CATCH THE BALL. I know Alshon Jeffrey and Desean Jackson were out, but the Eagles had 7 drops against the Lions. Philly doesn’t have enough depth at receiver.”
Panthers at Cardinals: “DON’T NEED CAM. Sorry but Cam had no touchdowns this year and Kyle Allen had four yesterday. Why do I want to be in the Cam business? He’s lost eight straight starts.”
Giants at Bucs: “GIANT STEP FORWARD. Eli was 0-43 in his career trying to come back from 18. Daniel Jones is now 1-0.”
Texas at Chargers: “DESHAUN THE MAGICIAN. He’s cutting down on the picks, folks. If I don’t have picks from him, I got a lot of upside without the downside. He was Houdini yesterday.”
Saints at Seahawks: “TEDDY’S GOT THIS. Teddy Bridgewater is a grown-up and they’ve got Alvin Kamara and Michael Thomas. Let’s not freak out.”
Steelers at 49ers: “HOW’D THEY WIN? San Francisco had five turnovers, including three in the red zone. They were trying to give that game away. The Niners are a blast to watch.”
Browns at Rams: “FOURTH DOWN DRAW? I like Nick Chubb but a 4th and 9 draw play? That veteran Rams defense wasn’t going to be faked out.”